Wacky Wednesdays

Wacky responses to the question, "What is the weirdest thing you've eaten for dinner in the name of saving time?"

1. A beer and a pudding cup.
2. A pile of peas and a piece of toast.
3.  Aldi brand triscuits with ranch, mustard, and rooster sauce as toppings, and a sleeve of orange/cake/chocolate cookies.

Wacky responses to the question, "What is the most embarrassing thing you've done for the sake of speed?"

1. I knowingly dropped my son off at day care without shoes and acted shocked by his shoelessness at pickup.
2. Stapled by daughter's Girls Scouts patches to her vest because I didn't have time to sew them before the meeting.
3. Temporarily delayed having sex so I could start a load of laundry and a pot of coffee so they would be ready just when we finished.  
4. Taken a "shower" with wipes.
5.  I "mopped" my kitchen floor with baby wipes just minutes before guests arrived.
6.  Hiding dirty dishes in the oven when someone called and said, "I'll be at your house in 5 minutes to drop something off". I hate the pop-in!!
7.  I frequently put "work-out" clothes and tennis shoes on before I go to the store. Makes people think I look that haggard because I've been at the gym. Not just because I'm lazy :)
8. I always take tons of junk off of our living room/dining room and stack it on our bed and close our door when company is coming (then move it all back when they leave).
9. I have put dirty dishes under the sink before company arrived one time b/c the dishwasher needed to be unloaded.
10. I arrived at high school early morning basketball practice in my pjs...only to realize I forgot to pack a bra.
11.  I used to sleep in my school clothes so I could roll out of bed and leave.